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Pairing: Thorquill

Genre: Smut / Fluff

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2,871

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14541717

Author’s Note: ayyy this one’s not sad

Summary: 

And rather than let the conversation die there, as it likely should have, Peter said, “I genuinely can’t imagine having sex with you if you call a dick a penis.”

Quick as lightning, Thor responded, “Why would you think about having sex with me at all?”

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hammers-spaced asked:

Pass the happy! 💛 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications. (do it if you want, no pressure)

Aw, this is too sweet!!

1) Fireworks!! Actually going to set some off tonight.

2) New music. Wow. Nothing pumps up life like having a new song to apply to anything and everything! The type that you listen to while staring at the ceiling late at night are the best.

3) Watching movies that I’ve seen a million times before. This is especially fun if I’m doing math at the same time, or doing laundry, or basically anything productive. Makes me get shit done while having a good time! Doing this currently to get through some homework.

4) Driving while singing really loudly. This is especially fun if the song is explicit or ridiculous or just altogether fun! I mean, who the fuck doesn’t want to blast down the street playing “Party Rock Anthem”?

5) Calm days when I can wake up whenever the hell I want. ‘Nuff said.

Processional

Pairing: Superbat

Genre: Romance, Angst

Rating: Mature

Words: 1,148

Summary:  A take on how Bruce’s grief affected his relationship with Clark after Clark returned.

Author’s Note:  I promise I’ll write smut next time. It just didn’t feel right for this pairing in the context of the Justice League movie, though. There’s too much between them that needs resolution before things are alright. So I chose to write about the pain and the journey to feeling alright. Check it out below or at http://archiveofourown.org/works/12754590

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boyfriend!rire headcanons!!!!

- He is a MAJORLY touchy-feely type of guy. Hugs you when he comes home from whatever demonic shit he’s done throughout the day, kisses you to wake you up in the morning, cuddles you as soon as you hop in bed, practically lays across you while the two of you catch up on your favorite show…. If it was possible to keep you wrapped in his tentacles at all times, he would never let you go.

- He loves asking you about your daily issues and emotional worries, but God forbid if you ask him about anything personal. He immediately freezes up. What a shy, detached guy. He’ll tell you…. Eventually. But it’ll take at least four years for him to tell you his previous name, his worst nightmare, his past life. At least you know his favorite color. Was it red or blue?

- For whatever reason, he’s a pretentious bastard on the subject of music. He likes jazz and other instrumentals, and considers all music with lyrics to be trash. It doesn’t matter how beautiful the words are, or the meaning behind the song. All-American classic “Stairway to Heaven”? As far as he’s concerned, Led Zeppelin can burn in hell. You still play your music as loud as you want, despite his complaints, because what he doesn’t know is that you’ve caught him singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” in the shower on multiple occasions.

- He gets frustrated so. Damn. Easily. Little things like closing the cabinet door that always slides back open just slightly or trying to untie a double-knot drive him into a blind rage. It’s funny as fuck. One minute, he’s mumbling to himself irritably, and the next, he’s screaming at his entrapped foot, cursing the fact that he’s thousands of years and still can’t untie his laces for shit. It’s only when he breaks out the scissors that you intervene.

- What a blanket-hogging son of a bitch. It’s probably because he’s naturally ice-cold all the time, being a demon and all, but that’s no excuse when it’s four in the morning and you wake up with frostbite because the infamous Blanket Whore decided to construct himself a nest of selfish warmth, abandoning you to the tundra.

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more cloqwork headcannons!!!! (since a beautiful wonderful anon asked :))

- Oz wakes up around five every morning to fire up the coffee pot. The smell is what (begrudgingly) wakes Qrow up.
- Their music tastes conflict SO badly…. Oz is way into classical, jazz, and generally emotional instrumental songs, while Qrow buries himself in middle school emo music. We’re talking Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Chevelle, the works. So they take turns with who plays what music on a given day. And they secretly learn to love and appreciate each other’s tastes.
- When the inevitable fight breaks out, Qrow takes a drive/flight for a couple hours to escape. Meanwhile, Oz turns on all the lights in the house and watches the news to distract himself by planning for possible future attacks. But neither are really able to focus on anything but the combination of anger and shame that follows each argument.
- Oz and Qrow usually go to the grocery store together because Oz spends too much on coffee when alone and Qrow spends too much on liquor when alone. Sometimes they decide to compromise because their addictions are pretty controlling. Sometimes they make a pact to kick their addictions together. They never last more than a month :/
- The biggest bonding exercise these two have on the daily is a shared workout routine. (Get it??? Exercise?????) They sweat together, fight together, ride together, die together. And both like to see each other shirtless and panting.

nsfw headcannons:

- Qrow is the one who initiates apology sex, because when Oz is pissed, he won’t come within five feet of Qrow. Apology sex entails a lot of whispered “I’m sorry…” and “You’re so beautiful.” If Oz is still annoyed, Qrow gets frustrated and growls stuff along the lines of “What do I have to do to make you happy?” But Oz usually gives in unless Qrow has really fucked things up.
- No d*ddy kink with these two because they basically are already dads! (Do with that what you will :))
- Qrow is kinda sorta maybe into bondage?? He hints at it a lot but is still too embarrassed to be upfront with Oz, but Oz is pretty good at picking up the hints and likes to bind Qrow’s hands a lot of the time…. Especially if Qrow has been bad.

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cloqwork headcannons!!!!

- Oz usually cooks more out of the two, because the things that Qrow knows how to cook are… strange. Like bugs and small mammals. He’s built for the vagrant life because of how many times he’s been on the run or otherwise on his own, so Oz has taken up the position of head chef of the house, and he tries to teach Qrow the simple things when he has the time, like making toast and boiling noodles.

- Qrow enjoys shitty horror movies. A LOT. Oz claims that he doesn’t see the point in scary movies, but Qrow knows that’s just his excuse to try to get out of movie time because Oz almost always winds up covering his eyes during the tenser scenes.

- Oz is perfectly still when he sleeps, but he sleeptalks. Qrow is perfectly quiet when he sleeps, but he thrashes, rolls, cuddles, and occasionally sleepwalks.

- PDA is typically limited since both guys are mature, but Qrow likes to see what he can get away with before Oz gets all flustered (which, admittedly, doesn’t take much… Just looking at Oz a certain way can trigger his blush).

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Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Oh I loved you "Divinations from a Beach Dream" fic!!!😍😍 Would you pretty please do you a sequel?👽

i would but i have huuuuge commitment issues with stories😭😭😭this story alone took me over half a year to finish and it isnt even that long….

thank you so much for reading though🙏🙏🙏 i may return to stony in the future because their relationship dynamic is so interesting!!

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